Kitty Kitty Gang-Bang
This morning, I saw several cats doing something interesting - having a gangbang.
Since the cats can't talk, I have decided to fill in the dialogue.
Pimp = grey with white chest and feet cat
Bitch = black cat
John1 = darker orange cat
John2 = lighter orange cat
Scene1:
Pimp: "So, you want some sweet pussy?"
John2: "Sweet pussy? That is so tempting..."
John1: "Take it bitch, you know you like it..."
Bitch: "Oh, you are so big and hard, I can't handle it..."
Scene 2:
Pimp: "Work it girl, make some money for daddy."
John2: "Damn, when is my turn?"
Jonn1: "Don't worry, you will get yours when I am done."
Bitch: "I am coming!"
Scene3:
Pimp to the camera: "What are you looking at? You want some of this too?"
John1: "mmm..."
Bitch: "ahhh..."
Scene 4:
The switch over, no dialogue.
Scene 5:
Pimp: "More money, more money, more money!"
John1: "Too bad I don't smoke, but if I did, this would be a good time to have a cigarette."
John2: "Finally, it is my turn."
Bitch: "I am all wet for you, big boy..."
Scene 6:
Pimp: "You come back when you got more money or catnip."
John1: "Can't I just stay here and watch?"
Bitch: "Where is that KY heating lube gel when I need it?!"
And here are some dogs having some fun with a blow-up doll...
Since the cats can't talk, I have decided to fill in the dialogue.
Pimp = grey with white chest and feet cat
Bitch = black cat
John1 = darker orange cat
John2 = lighter orange cat
Scene1:
Pimp: "So, you want some sweet pussy?"
John2: "Sweet pussy? That is so tempting..."
John1: "Take it bitch, you know you like it..."
Bitch: "Oh, you are so big and hard, I can't handle it..."
Scene 2:
Pimp: "Work it girl, make some money for daddy."
John2: "Damn, when is my turn?"
Jonn1: "Don't worry, you will get yours when I am done."
Bitch: "I am coming!"
Scene3:
Pimp to the camera: "What are you looking at? You want some of this too?"
John1: "mmm..."
Bitch: "ahhh..."
Scene 4:
The switch over, no dialogue.
Scene 5:
Pimp: "More money, more money, more money!"
John1: "Too bad I don't smoke, but if I did, this would be a good time to have a cigarette."
John2: "Finally, it is my turn."
Bitch: "I am all wet for you, big boy..."
Scene 6:
Pimp: "You come back when you got more money or catnip."
John1: "Can't I just stay here and watch?"
Bitch: "Where is that KY heating lube gel when I need it?!"
And here are some dogs having some fun with a blow-up doll...
posted by tian at
11:09 PM
11 Comments:
that is freaking hilarious. all you need is to photoshop the cat on the right a camera in its paw. Or is the cameracat you? great title, too, btw.
Tian,
You have brought something to the attention of the masses that no-one else has - well done. Next thing you'll be posting photos of dogs stuck together.
Good god sometimes you photograph the most hilarious things.
I take it you are extra strict with Jane going out by herself now.
That's hilarious.
Of course, I'm gonna have to turn you in to the authorities for making kitty porn. :-P
Hammy,
Have you seen my post about what happened at the dog park?
Dog Humps Girl
羽之助,
Jane is an indoor cat with balcony access. She does not like to associate with those uncivilized strays.
Tian - I became a regular at your site some time after that post. Yes, we shouldn't laugh. Only when the dog is really small should we do so.
If nothing else, this will definitely get you banned by Secure Computing’s SmartFilter!
-KL
LOL. My workplace would love the title of this post! However, this is one I won't share with the co-workers. Although, now when that song comes on the telephone muzak, I will laugh and laugh and laugh.
Ha ha
After reading this post I felt so dirty I had to take a shower.
holy sh....
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