DA BOMB Phonecard
If Hamas is ever in the telecom business, they will be happy with this phonecard.

(front & back)
I got this $2 phonecard from local Middle-Eastern grocery store. The only reason I got it was because the fuse-lit bombs on the front.
Its service contract is terrible:
1. $0.90 surcharge on toll-free number from a payphone
2. a semi-monthly surcharge of $0.59
3. calls places to mobilephones may be billed at a higher rate
4. expires 3-months after first use
The irony: Middle-Eastern grocery store selling “Da Bomb” phonecard.
I wonder what would happen if I ended my phone call with “Allahu Akbar”, a big kaboom?

(front & back)
I got this $2 phonecard from local Middle-Eastern grocery store. The only reason I got it was because the fuse-lit bombs on the front.
Its service contract is terrible:
1. $0.90 surcharge on toll-free number from a payphone
2. a semi-monthly surcharge of $0.59
3. calls places to mobilephones may be billed at a higher rate
4. expires 3-months after first use
The irony: Middle-Eastern grocery store selling “Da Bomb” phonecard.
I wonder what would happen if I ended my phone call with “Allahu Akbar”, a big kaboom?


4 Comments:
hmmm.. I Wonder where the proceeds are going?
Wait, does that say a 90¢ surgarge and a semi-monthly fee of 59¢ apply on a $2 phone card???
Man, try not to spend that 41¢ all on one call, man.
:)
Goddamn, Tian!
Gold mine!
"I wonder what would happen if I ended my phone call with “Allahu Akbar”, a big kaboom?"
Obviously a knock on your door from FBI with blessing of George Bush and Alberto Gonzalez!
-Ken L.
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